I hereby certify and acknowledge that the tour, hereinafter referred to as the Viewing, offered by the Hearse Ghost Tours is typically more fun than serious, and while the Hearse Ghost Tours drivers/guides tell real ghost stories and history, the overall goal is to entertain and amuse, not to provide a mobile ghost-hunting experience.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that the Hearse Ghost Tours, corporately and its individual employees and contractors, in no way claim to have any connection, control, or influence over the paranormal. I hereby certify and acknowledge that the Hearse Ghost Tours does not and cannot guarantee a paranormal experience during the course of the Viewing.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that I'll be riding in a real hearse which has been converted to carry multiple living passengers rather than a single corpse, and that the car is open-air and has no heating or AC, and also has limited physical space for seating. I also certify and acknowledge that the Hearse Ghost Tours run their Viewings in clear weather and in precipitation; the hearse is covered and has closeable windows wherefor, unless the weather becomes unsafe, the Viewing will continue and my desire to wait for a clear night, if my desire to reschedule comes after the 24 hour booking-modification deadline, does not entitle me to a free rescheduling or a refund.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that sometimes people can't handle the fun of their liquid spirits or may otherwise simply get sick and expel vomitus. I hereby certify and acknowledge that in case of anyone in my party vomiting on the hearse, a cleaning fee of $250 will be charged. If the hearse can't continue with its following tours that evening, another fee of $200 per lost tour will be charged.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that enjoyment is subjective and if I do not enjoy my tour, the Hearse Ghost Tours is not responsible, as no one can ensure that everyone can enjoy everything about their service all of the time.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that I grant my permission for the Hearse Ghost Tours to use any photographs I take and share with them, or that they take of the hearse and its guests which might capture my likeness. I grant permission to the Hearse Ghost Tours to use my likeness in any photograph they take in any of their various media, publications, or advertising.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that the Hearse Ghost Tours asks all its guests to be at their pickup locations 15 minutes early; since the Hearse Ghost Tours picks up guests at multiple locations per Viewing, if every guest is ready 15 minutes early, the Viewing can start on time. I also hereby certify and acknowledge that if I'm not at my pickup location by the time my Viewing is scheduled to begin, the Guide will ask the other guests already on board the Hearse if they want to wait for me to arrive before starting the Viewing.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that the Hearse Ghost Tours is not liable for any misfortune of any kind I may suffer prior to the hearse's arrival, during my entrance to or exit from the vehicle, and after the vehicle has left. I hereby certify and acknowledge that I hereby assume all risk of injury or harm as a result of the Viewing and agree to release, indemnify, defend, and forever discharge the releasee from all liability, claims, demands, damages, costs, expenses, and causes of action due to death, injury, loss, or damage to the undersigned.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that in booking a Viewing with the Hearse Ghost Tours that I am signing this waiver on behalf of myself and everyone in my party, adult and minor, and that my failure to read this waiver before signing is my own choice and that by signing this waiver I agree unreservedly to the complete contents of this waiver.

I hereby certify and acknowledge that I have read, understand, and agree to the above conditions and stipulations.